Monday, September 13, 2021

Best Drummer Lists Must Stop!

The ubiquity and absurdity of “Best Drummer” lists have finally become enough of a retching mindkill that I feel the need to expound on them. More like heave onto them…

You see, there’s simply no “best drummer”. There are way too many points of debate, way too many genres for specialization, and far too much emotional pandering because the creators of these lists simply preferred the music, met the drummer personally, or grew up during the drummer’s peak. Bias.

Cases in point:

Best Drummer lists almost always have John Bonham on top. Sorry, no. Although grateful, even he would have laughed at any such notion. He’d tell you it was probably Buddy Rich, and that would be an erudite selection. Even so, Bonham was no jazzer, no reggae expert, no African Mozambique specialist, and wouldn’t laud himself as an expert on Indian polyrhythms. Trilok Gurtu or even Billy Cobham might. To further pound on Bonham, I probably wouldn’t choose him for a wedding band drummer, although that might make for interesting outing. Fusion? Forget it. Dave Weckyl, Vinnie Colaiuta, Dennis Chambers, Tony Williams and so many others own that category. Progressive? Maybe Neil Peart, Bill Bruford, Carl Palmer, or Mike Mangini — and for different reasons… Technical vs. Inspirational. All greats, yet… let the debate begin on household name, air drumming, music and all that. I'm sure Tool's Danny Carey will get a mention. Probably Mike Portnoy too.

Bonham was simply a great heavy rock drummer in one of the greatest rock bands. Every drummer loves Bonham, including me, but I know his place.

So, what about those in Bonham’s era who are quick to cite Buddy Rich? He was technically unsurpassed, a superb showman, and renowned for what, five decades as (40s, 50s, 60, 70, and part of the 80s) the defacto greatest? Sure, but how’d you think he’d sound on a Metallica disc? Hmm… that too would be interesting.

Also, what makes a drummer “great”? What rubric or methodology are these list makers using to determine “best”? Is it the chops? Diversity? Reliability? Their confidence? Appearance? (please) Showmanship? Their career longevity? Number of hit recordings? Most insane solo? Pure popularity? And by that I mean both known *and* liked. If you judge by YouTube, the best drummer is a sexy young Asian chic performing covers. Maybe the best drummer was first to do something profound? Their power to inspire?

That last one — inspiration — is a splendid measurement. No greater compliment for a drummer than another drummer saying they were inspired by them. The reasons for inspiration vary as much as all those questions above. 

Anyway, I hope you can see where “best” is subjective. Best in a genre, best in an area, best this, best that. It is — and I fully believe most pro drummers would agree — quite impossible to name a single “best” drummer. Even so, not all pro drummers are infallible. Even Lars Ulrich thinks John Bonham is “The Best”. Best Lists are click bait, nothing more.

Oops, almost forgot to mention the unsung (literally) drumming greats — the people who wail away in countless small clubs, events, teaching rooms, and even garages or basements… or shanties and huts. Phenomenal masters, instructors and performers you’ve never heard of because for any number of reasons they don’t appear on a top-selling music production or viral video. 

Truly great drummers are literally everywhere.   

 

Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Quick Salute to Charlie Watts


Sad day for Rock ‘n Roll, and a reverent one. I can’t say that Charlie Watts was a huge influence on my drumming or anything remotely close to that, but he remains a notable influence nonetheless. Who hasn’t covered a Stones song? Uncomplicated grooves that weren’t exactly simple. Nuance. It was quite easy to get Charlie’s feel wrong, too. So many players struggled either with or eschewed that often-missing fourth hi-hat beat. (guilty!.. okay sometimes guilty. :)
He laid into his rhythms in a very peculiar way—discernible immediately upon hearing. Charlie was simply one of those iconic drummers with a signature who happened to play for one of the world’s most famous and loved rock bands.

#RIP Charlie
Good Show

Tuesday, August 17, 2021

Twitter Axed

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Had to deactivate my Twitter account today. This decision was a long time considered.
The issue is simple: I cannot, in good conscience, support a business that engages in selective censorship that silences American political accounts while providing a global soapbox for foreign militant organizations who have historically supported terrorism, harbored murdering fugitives, suppress women's equality to the point of public shame, mutilation and execution, and vow the extermination of those who worship the same deity differently than themselves.

Until there's a wholesale policy change that countermands such hypocrisy, consider me gone.
(No great loss for now, frankly; I hardly used the thing)

Thanks ~
/T

 

12/1/2022 UPDATE: And it only took a year to return, thanks to a certain freedom of speech advocate with VERY deep pockets.
Let's see where this goes ... 

Monday, July 5, 2021

Rock Hall 10-Year Update

Nearly 10 years ago, I compiled a list of music acts who unbelievably hadn’t been honored with placement in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Since then, the HoF has done well to bring quite a few of them aboard, so let’s take another look at who’s made it and who hasn’t, including those newly eligible.

Here’s the list from 2011— (including one major correction! – AC/DC)

 

AC/DC (2003)

Iron Butterfly

Phil Collins

A-ha

Iron Maiden

Rush (2013)

Bad Company

Jethro Tull

Steppenwolf

Barry White

Jimmy Buffet

Steve Miller (2016)

Blue Oyster Cult

Joan Baez (2017)

Stevie Ray Vaughn (2015)

Bon Jovi (2018)

Joan Jett (2015)

Supertramp

Bryan Adams

Joe Cocker

Ted Nugent

Cheap Trick (2016)

Journey (2017)

The B-52s

Cher

Judas Priest

The Carpenters

Chicago (2016)

Kansas

The Cars (2018)

Deep Purple (2016)

KC and the SB

The Clash

Def Leppard (2019)

King Crimson

The Cure (2019)

Depeche Mode (2020)

KISS (2014)

The Doobie Bros (2020)

Devo

Kool and the Gang

The Guess Who

Dire Straits (2018)

Little Feat

The Moody Blues(2018)

Duran Duran

Meatloaf

The Scorpions

ELO (2017)

Motley Crue

Thin Lizzy

ELP

Motorhead

Toto

Eurythmics

Ozzy Osbourne

UB40

Foreigner

Pat Benetar

Warren Zevon

George Thorogood+

Pet Shop Boys

Yes (2017)

Gloria Estefan

Peter Frampton


Hall and Oates (2014)

Peter Gabriel (2014)


While the HoF made good on more than a few, and several will certainly be considered less of a priority, the list above remains laughable if not nauseating. Moreso when you notice certain acts listed below who’ve joined the Hall since 2011.

Alice Cooper
Joan Baez
Beastie Boys
The Blue Caps
Bon Jovi
The Cars
Cheap Trick
Chicago
The Comets
The Crickets
The Cure
Deep Purple
Def Leppard
Depeche Mode
Neil Diamond
Dire Straits
The Doobie Brothers
ELO
The Famous Flames
Foo Fighters
Peter Gabriel
The Go-Go’s
Green Day
Guns N’ Roses
Hall and Oates
Heart (how’d I miss them in 2011?!?)
Whitney Houston
Janet Jackson
Jay-Z
Dr. John
Glyn Johns
Quincy Jones
Journey
Albert King
Carole King
KISS
Darlene Love
The Midnighters
Steve Miller
The Miracles
The Moody Blues
N.W.A.
Nine Inch Nails
Randy Newman
Stevie Nicks
Nirvana
The Notorious B.I.G.
Laura Nyro
The Paul Butterfield Blues Band
Pearl Jam
Public Enemy
Radiohead
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Lou Reed (Missed him too?! Horrible me)
Linda Ronstadt (and her…)
Roxy Music
Todd Rungren
Rush (yay!)
Tupac Shakur
Nina Simone
The Small Faces/Faces
Cat Stevens (another)
Stevie Ray Vaughn and Double Trouble
Donna Summer
T. Rex
Tina Turner
Tom Waits (I know, I know…)
Bill Withers
Yes
The Zombies

All deserved… okay maybe a couple didn’t. Certainly not ahead of the so many others. That’s the gripe—always the same gripe. Societal gatekeepers, etc.

“In 2018, Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden criticized the Hall of Fame by calling it "an utter and complete load of bollocks ... run by a bunch of sanctimonious bloody Americans who wouldn’t know rock 'n' roll if it hit them in the face."[72] Dickinson has also expressed an overall distaste for the Hall of Fame entity, arguing that "if you put [music] in a museum, then it's dead." Iron Maiden had been eligible for induction since 2004.” [Wikipedia]

Now, if you’re dying to know who’s eligible, seriously snubbed and all that, check this guy’s master lists

This is my personal list of Seriously?... or those eligible but skipped for any number of reasons, or none at all, just not popular. Maybe politics too. Who knows.

 .38 Special
2 Live Crew

311
A Flock of Seagulls
A-Ha
Accept
Adam Ant
Air Supply
Alice in Chains (soon maybe, as some others)
Anthrax
Average White Band
The B-52’s
Bad Company
Barry Manilow (ain’t rock, yeah yeah)
Barry White

Big Star
Billy Idol
Bjork
The Black Crowes
Black Flag (does punk want love, anyway?)
Blackfoot (for Dave C. ;)
Blue Oyster Cult
Blues Traveler
Boy George
Canned Heat
Captain Beefheart
The Carpenters
Celine Dion (Rock? Nah, but you know she’s in)
Chaka Kahn (Khaaaaaan!!!)
Chubby Checker
Collective Soul
The Commodores
Cyndi Lauper
The Cult
Dave Matthews Band

David Lee Roth (wahwah….what?)
The Dead Kennedys
Devo
Dick Dale (seriously)
The Dixie Dregs (I’d love it, but never happen)
Dream Theater
Duran Duran
Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
The English Beat
Eurythmics
Faith No More
The Fixx
Foghat
Foreigner
Fugazi
The Gap Band
George Thorogood
Gloria Estefan
Gloria Gaynor
Gram Parsons
Grand Funk Railroad
Great White (Kidding. Eligible though)
The Guess Who

Herbie Hancock (subjective)
Huey Lewis and the News
Ice-T (I know… not rock. Which genres then? Where does it end?)
Iggy Pop
INXS
Iron Butterfly
Iron Maiden
Jane’s Addiction
Jethro Tull
Jim Croce (who’d he piss off?)
Joe Cocker
Joe Jackson
Judas Priest
Kate Bush
KC and the Sunshine Band
Kenny Loggins
King Crimson
The Kingsmen (no Louie Louie? What?)
Kool and the Gang
Lenny Kravitz
Level 42
Lionel Richie
Little Feat
Little River Band (speaking of which, have I told you about the lonesome loser?)
Lou Gramm
Loverboy
M.C. Hammer
Madness
Mahavishnu Orchestra
Mariah Carey
Mary J. Blige (soon enough)
The Marshall Tucker Band
The Marvelettes
Meat Loaf (not doubly-blessed)
Megadeth (probably never)
Melissa Etheridge
Men at Work
Michael Bolton
Missing Persons
The Monkees (for Christ’s sake!)
Mother’s Finest
Motley Crue
Motorhead
Night Ranger
No Doubt
Oasis (zzzzz)
Ohio Players
OutKast (already? Sheesh!)
Ozzy Osbourne
Pantera
Pat Benetar
Patty LaBelle
Pet Shop Boys
Peter, Paul & Mary
Phil Collins (yep, not even him)
Phish
The Pointer Sisters
Primus (here they come...)
Procol Harum
The Psychodelic Furs (guilty pleasure fav)
Queensrÿche
Quiet Riot (jk? Well, you might as well add Ratt)
REO Speedwagon
Rick James
Rufus with Chaka Kahn
Rage Against the Machine
The Replacements
Robert Palmer
Robert Plant
Sammy Hagar
Scorpions
Sheryl Crow
Slayer
Smashing Pumpkins
Snoop Dogg
Spock’s Beard (Alt-Univ pick)

The Smiths
Sonic Youth
Soundgarden (okay, not a household name, but…)
The Spinners
Steppenwolf
Sting (nope, not kidding)
Stone Temple Pilots
Stray Cats
Styx (come on!)
Tears for Fears
Ted Nugent
Thin Lizzy
Thomas Dolby
Three Dog Night
Tool
Toots & the Maytals (surprised?)
Tori Amos
Toto
Triumph (why not?)
The Tubes (because)
War
Warren Zevon
Weezer
Weird Al Yankovic
Whitesnake

Yeah, I know… The Hall should only induct those who've produced more than a couple hits, who didn’t completely die off a few years, and contributed something unique and/or profound to Rock and Roll. Genres? Forget it. Some say each genre should have its own category. That ship probably sailed when Country, Jazz and others created their own temples of worship. Just seems weird to include rap artists while jazz, funk, metal and certain pop artists struggle. The entire thing seems quite arbitrary. There are a few on the list that certainly deserve induction long before others. Again, “the gripe”. Keep giving ‘em hell, Bruce.

BTW, Nickelback is eligible next year. Watch…